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Chuck Norris - Baddest Man In Iraq

Author: News
Tuesday, 11 March 2008
Chuck Norris is a cult figure with troops throughout Iraq, with officers building a cardboard shrine devoted to the action hero.

According to several foreign sources, the man best known for his Delta Force shows and, of course, Walker, Texas Ranger, is developing a legend status with deployed officers, who can recite at least one Chuck Norris 'fact' when asked on the spot.

Thanks to this website, Norris is not only a favourite among soldiers, but also the general public, with some favourites such as "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control," keeping users of the popular site entertained.

Chuck Norris has even picked some of his favourite lines, including "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

Recently, Norris was made an honorary marine and has been to Iraq on several visits to encourage the troops. He's also his own WMD, which means there currently are no WMDs in Oklahoma, the place he resides.

There's a ranger, behind you!
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